5 Reasons Why Adults Stop Watching 'Real' Cartoons

There's a reason cartoons are aimed at kids, the colourful drawings and shenanigans don't filter well when your an old pompous windbag.

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Now don't you go raising your pitch forks and quoting Gary Coleman, cartoons like Family Guy, American Dad, Boondocks, Simpsons, etc are an exception. They're either aimed at that fake tanned bod of yours or you've grown up with them. Heck Simpsons has been doing its homer dance since 1989 and Family Guy starts at 11pm... (Unless you student it, mwahaha). So shut up and sit down, I'm talking real cartoons, the kind you use to zombie the kids on cartoon network while you sneak off to watch Romans spank themselves on Spartacus.

The Sad but Funny truth about "The 7 Deadly Sins of Online Gaming"

There was a time where ruthless online aggression, the likes of which devoured countless lives, was all I did back in my college days. Yet gone are those days, for who could keep up with all these various methods of crushing your enemies, but the fact of the matter remains, war ... is a dirty business.

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